martes, marzo 09, 2010

tuiteando como la muerte es mejor que cagar sangre


Hace más o menos un año quise alcanzar la fama de la forma más fácil, al final twitter cerró mi cuenta y me acusaron de terrorista: http://twitter.com/twittingdeath la parte divertida era cuando te llegaba el correo de: "the death is now following you"

ésto es lo que quedó, las cenizas:



twittingdeath
Rediscovering twitter. First time I used it, it was just for convincing a guy about killing himself.
2:21 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
Following people, that's easy for me.
2:27 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
Trying to kill my template!
2:37 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
Listening to Metallica. Man! They Suck!
2:49 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
Not sure about twitting what I'm ACTUALLY doing... I feel dirty
2:50 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
Just for the record: Necrophilia is not as fun as Having sex with ME
3:05 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
FInding out how to take people directly from the web, can you upload your soul to Rapidshare. Promise I'll download it later and deliver it
5:35 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
Night is aproaching, I need night vision glasses, today I'm taking a blind guy
10:27 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
Night is my favorite part of the day, hookers all over. Thank GOD is... Monday????
10:28 PM Mar 30th from web


twittingdeath
I like when parents and their children die togheter. Is hard to separate families, but still not harder than separate a limb from the body
1:32 AM Mar 31st from web


twittingdeath
I just realized that I'm following MC Hammer, I thought he was DEAD, Who took his place that time?????
1:51 AM Mar 31st from web


twittingdeath
I made my selfportrait in photoshop, I hate it, but not as much as I hate YOU!!!
2:33 AM Mar 31st from web


twittingdeath
I wish i could have some sleep, but tonight is "Dinosaur skeleton sex night" in my place, everyone is invited. Dress code: Bare bones
3:09 AM Mar 31st from web


twittingdeath
Best thing about being immortal is not being affraid of strange diseases, but drugs still hurting my mind, i'll stop doing crack, promise
10:14 AM Mar 31st from web


twittingdeath
I would stop doing crack, but first I need to find out how to inject heroin into this hard bones, it seems like a job for Ray Charles...
10:34 AM Mar 31st from web



twittingdeath
Masturbating with a pic of a naked child. Make me feel like crap, COME ON, is 10:41!!!!!
11:41 AM Mar 31st from web


twittingdeath
Finding out who stole my scythe. I was distracted just about 2 secs...This
twitter is dangerous!
4:41 PM Mar 31st from web


twittingdeath
Ok wasn't twitter, was X-videos, wasn't 2 secs, I was distracted about 2 hours, but porn is a lot of fun!
4:44 PM Mar 31st from web

twittingdeath
People never ask me why I don't interact with them. So, let me don't answer anything...
5:43 PM Mar 31st from web


twittingdeath
Twitter seems to be full of people selling ugly stuff.. But I'm offering DEATH for FREE. Just DIE and I'll take your soul. If you have one
4:35 AM Apr 1st from web


twittingdeath
BAD IDEA: Following 234 people; WORST following 1,234, but I'll do it!
4:36 AM Apr 1st from web


twittingdeath
Can't find a good Twitter, seems like I'll have to take them all and wait for new generations to Twitt.
1:02 PM Apr 1st from web


twittingdeath
Great Idea, instead of saying "What are you doing" write about "What I'm not doing, but I should... Oh gosh, I'm an addict to this shit"
1:03 PM Apr 1st from web


twittingdeath
I step on alien shit, they came to the Underworld to have sex with Zombies... Oh, BTW be ready to summon the zombies, you have to!
1:07 PM Apr 1st from web

twittingdeath
Jesus invite me to a Pijama Gay Party, I'm not ready for that. I think I'll stay here and touch myself... "pulling a bone" Nice Movie!
4:11 PM Apr 1st from web


twittingdeath
You can protect your updates! but you can never protect your skin from UV rays properly! So, see you soon.
4:14 PM Apr 1st from web


twittingdeath
I'm Following Steve Jobs... that's not funny at all. So...
4:24 PM Apr 1st from web

twittingdeat
Waiting for April's Fool fools to DIE!
4:25 PM Apr 1st from web

twittingdeath
I would like to watch a good movie, porn and action at the same time... What do you think of Ramb-hoe?
11:04 PM Apr 1st from web


twittingdeath
Dying is delicious, considering the fact that I have to kiss you before I take your soul. Ugly people should be immortal
12:26 AM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
I've to learn spanish,. Seems that crisis is going to kill a lot of spanish speakers... If not, WHY DO I FOLLOW THEM?
1:57 AM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
Holy! I thought party was OVER but it's not, little DEAD CHILDREN are serving drinks, I think I'll have a CUM'O COLA...
2:06 AM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
Have to take some rest, but I can't... Sex Is the only thing that keeps me alive... Ok I just enjoy it. Is it a bad thing? If it is. BETTER!
3:04 AM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
For the record: I love to see old people naked, old people having sex and old people sucking... but I HATE UGLY PEOPLE, old or children
3:10 AM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
Kidding, I'm not a Vouyer, Old people naked are not for being watched but for being touched...
3:14 AM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
Having sex in an elevator with a cow!
11:22 AM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
The cow just escape, we need a voice twitter...
11:23 AM Apr 2nd from web

twittingdeath
I'm trying to get myself into the "twitt poetry" (I invented it, I think). So, be patient with me, like the flowers waiting for the sun.
11:47 PM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
Some verses for you: Not all the women are as pretty as te moon, but at least, all of them have...Mmm, pussies? Ok, I suck
11:51 PM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
And when I say "I suck" after saying "pussies" I'm not talking about my verses... If you know what I mean!
11:53 PM Apr 2nd from web

twittingdeath
Ok, too much twitter for me tonight, I'll go to KILL some time somewhere else
11:54 PM Apr 2nd from web


twittingdeath
Just came back from watching a Japanese gore movie with GOD, he is so into movies, but the most important thing, he is handsome
3:10 AM Apr 4th from web

twittingdeath
Making love with a dead dog. After years of doing it, it starts to make no sense.
3:16 AM Apr 4th from web


twittingdeath
I like shit paper, and pizza.
7:57 PM Apr 4th from web


twittingdeath
Women are cruel and men are stupid, that's why YOU ALL DIE!!!
12:55 AM Apr 6th from web


twittingdeath
I was going to say something about kill myself, then I remembered that I can't, LIFE SUCKS...
1:01 AM Apr 6th from web


twittingdeath
Stop asking about me and cows, I just don't find dogs attractive.
1:03 AM Apr 6th from web

twittingdeath
Lawyers always try to escape from me with stupid arguments, but the work turns into a hard one when they offer me their drugs.
12:41 PM Apr 6th from web

twittingdeath
Drinking antifreeze, just for the taste. Love it!
3:02 PM Apr 6th from web

twittingdeath
The funny thing about Easter is... NOTHING AT ALL!
1:16 AM Apr 7th from web

twittingdeath
I've been lazy about this twitting stuff, is just because I've been busy searching for one contact lens I lost in an earthquake...
1:19 AM Apr 7th from web


twittingdeath
Just wondering if blind people can twitt...
1:23 AM Apr 7th from web


twittingdeath
I love suicide people. They can handle all the work themselves, the only thing is I sometimes forgot about pick up their souls...
4:01 PM Apr 7th from web


twittingdeath
NO I'm kidding, dont kill yourself, THEY DON'T PAY me for my job if you do it your own! The same goes for smokers!
4:02 PM Apr 7th from web

twittingdeath
Why waste your time watchin free porn if you can use your imagination and FUCK WITH ME every time you masturbate?
11:07 PM Apr 7th from web

twittingdeath
My father once told me: Hey, what are you doing here? I have no children... And he was right, I was there just to kill him.
11:09 PM Apr 7th from web


twittingdeath
My mother once told me: Hey! You do it very nice! I want MORE! And I answered her: Of course!... We were talking about spaghetti
11:15 PM Apr 7th from web

twittingdeath
I hate people when they're not immortal
11:54 PM Apr 7th from web


twittingdeath
Sorry, i meant IMMORAL
11:54 PM Apr 7th from web

twittingdeath
Yesterday I had to be on HELL, man, IS HOT IN THERE!!!
12:56 PM Apr 8th from web


twittingdeath
Every time I twitt, some one unfollows me. Let me check if it's only with DIRTY STUFF... I fucked your GRANDPA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:49 PM Apr 8th from web



twittingdeath
Going to kill SOME TWITTERSSSSSSSS!
6:06 PM Apr 8th from web

11 comentarios :

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  2. A mi me dió más miedo cuando Hacienda me seguía.

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